Ruminations on E+R = O with R = Tickety Boo

Originally circulated on 27 November 2020

Aweh from  day 244 of lock down – now level  1.

A recurring and appropriate theme for Ruminant Pink Friday ™ has been the importance and power of slang terms to greatly enrich your vocabulary to help you navigate the extraordinary times we are living in. Recently we have looked at South African and American slang and it is now time for some proper British slang.

During the course of the past months I have been doing some intense analysis and mathematical modelling to solve the world’s problems. Finally this week I solved the problem and the answer is Tickety Boo™. I have trademarked and reserved a special shade of pink  Tickety Boo™ pink which can be used to respond to any critical or negative e-mails you may receive.

The term Tickety Boo has an interesting history and means that everything is A-ok, all right, fine, hunky dory, couldn’t be better. https://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2011/08/frasers-phrases-tickety-boo.

Now perhaps some explanation as to how I arrived at Tickety Boo™ as being the solution to the world’s problems. I recently stumbled across the profound mathematical equation (law?) obtained from the HR department suitable for Ruminant Pink Friday ™:

E + R = O

(Event + Response = Outcome)

This law of the universe is well documented. https://www.raisethebar.co.uk/attitude/#:~:text=A%20winning%20mindset%20is%20crucial,equation%20Event%20%2B%20Response%20%3D%20Outcome.&text=Your%20attitude%20is%20simply%20a%20response%20to%20facts.

There are many events in our lives over which we have no control but we can control our response. The outcome is then the sum of the events and the response. The authors don’t state what units events are measured in nor the units used for response. Perhaps the units are share price?

I undertook the task of solving this equation for the specific case where E is negative. In other words when you are confronted with negative events like Covid 19.

I modelled and optimised this equation using a transformative hermeneutical neural network quantum gravimetrical model and ran this on my son’s gaming computer. After running continuously for three months it finally solved the equation and the optimum answer is Tickety Boo™.

This is a deeply satisfying result. Whenever you are confronted with a negative event all you need is a  Tickety Boo™ response to obtain an optimal outcome. If you are looking for inspiration there is also a very helpful and inspirational Tickety Boo™ song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgfBYUQkGZA.

A useful example is that whenever someone asks you how you are the mathematically optimal answer is Tickety Boo™.

In addition to take this further if E remains constantly negative for a sufficient period of observation/application it can be considered a constant in which case if you differentiate to find the optimal O you simply arrive at dR=dO or put another way events don’t matter ergo same shit different day or S2D2^TM

Thank you very much for the many helpful suggestions and input which I’m researching and please keep the submission ideas flowing.

Regards

Bruce